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Prayer Powder
Give the affirmational power of prayer a physical boost with Prayer Powder.

  • Hypo-allergenic.
  • Stable formulation.
  • High particle surface area.
  • Long shelf life. No refrigeration required.
  • Nontoxic, though intended for external use only.
  • Immune to the effects of Prayer Canceller.

Research and Development
Research and Development Prayer Powder is a white powder being developed and researched to provide maximum effectiveness. Now with the recent discovery of tau neutrino particles, Prayer Powder is exposed to billions of these particles per second. Also, Prayer Powder may be additionally energized with a JoeCell (concentric-ringed electrolysis device). Results may vary.
Testimonials
Not unlike something I've ever seen before.
--Torsten Pihl 		Prayer Powder is nearly as effective as the holy relics I've purchased online and at a fraction of the cost.
--Tony Neff
I tried Prayer Powder for a cold, and after five days I felt better.
--Miranda Prince 		I've sprinkled Prayer Powder in with a shot of espresso, to stay awake, and it kept me going for hours!
--Brent Steele
Prayer Powder has increased my chances of winning big in the lottery up to 50% so I'll either win or I won't.
--Shannon Gorges 		As effective as most FDA approved pharmaceuticals but without nausea, vomiting, constipation, and increased risk of heart failure.
--Stevon Roberts
How to use Prayer Powder
  • Shortly before praying, during prayer, or shortly after praying, cast some Prayer Powder about.
  • Affirm what you want, yet be aware of unrealistic expectations (i.e. praying for a bag of leaves to turn into dollar bills is pointless).
  • Focus on attainable goals (i.e. the will to change the locks and throw his stuff out to the curb; not just "some day I want him gone")

For serious inquiries, click here. For website comments or suggestions, please email Torsten Pihl at prayerpowder@gmail.com with subject of "Prayer Powder", thanks.