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Prayer Powder

Give the affirmational power of prayer a physical boost with Prayer Powder.

  • Stable hypo-allergenic formulation.
  • Long shelf life. No refrigeration required.
  • Nontoxic, though intended for external use only.
  • Effective against religious conversions in absentia.
  • Effective against ghosts, hauntings and haunted objects.
  • Effective at baptizing anyone, dead or alive, into your religion.
  • Effective against demonic possession.
  • Effective against zombie apocalypses.
  • Immune to the effects of Prayer Canceller.
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    Research and Development
    Research and Development

    Prayer Powder is a safe white powder being developed and researched to provide maximum effectiveness for your prayer enhancement needs. Now with the relatively recent discovery of tau neutrino particles, Prayer Powder is now empowered by billions of these particles per second!

    Research is continuing to improve this already amazing product, and additional benefits keep being discovered.
    Testimonials
    Not unlike something I've ever seen before.
    --Torsten Pihl     		Prayer Powder is nearly as effective as the holy relics I've purchased online and at a fraction of the cost.
    --Tony Neff
    I tried Prayer Powder for a cold, and after five days I felt better.
    --Miranda Prince     		I've sprinkled Prayer Powder in with a shot of espresso, to stay awake, and it kept me going for hours!
    --Brent Steele
    Prayer Powder has increased my chances of winning big in the lottery up to 50% so I'll either win or I won't.
    --Shannon Gorges     		As effective as most FDA approved pharmaceuticals but without nausea, vomiting, constipation, and increased risk of heart failure.
    --Stevon Roberts
    How to use Prayer Powder
    • Shortly before praying, during prayer, or shortly after praying, cast some Prayer Powder about.
    • Affirm what you want, yet be aware of unrealistic expectations (i.e. praying for a bag of leaves to turn into dollar bills is pointless).
    • Focus on attainable goals (i.e. the will to change the locks and throw his stuff out to the curb; not just "some day I want him gone")
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